needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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