My hand turned me down
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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