my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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