he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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