Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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