I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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