People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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