Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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