I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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