Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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