I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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