ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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