People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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