I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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