I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas