Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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