I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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