im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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