there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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