I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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