i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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