we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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