yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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