i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Houston, we have a blender
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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