I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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