Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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