literally had 100 drinks last night.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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