is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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