Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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