i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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