Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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