id be glad to
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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