So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I AM VODKA MAN
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize