but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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