Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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