how can u be prego again
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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