YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just invented taco cereal.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
