so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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