so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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