He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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