Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?