no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Randomize
