You're earring is so big in my mouth
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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