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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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