no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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