I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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