finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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