Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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