I don't remember. Are we still dating?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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