so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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