I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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