Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I am naked and annoyed.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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