found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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