we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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