I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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