What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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