I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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